I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
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I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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