i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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