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Im on beer infinity
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
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Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
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I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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