party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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