She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
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Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
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Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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