I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
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I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
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I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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