How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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