I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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