Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
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As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
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And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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