but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
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So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
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The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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