Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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