What a fucking waste of an outfit
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
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What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
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Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
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