the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
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if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
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Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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