Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Randomize