My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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