we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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