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I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
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No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
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Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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