i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
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Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
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he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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