so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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