Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
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what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
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I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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