i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
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She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
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It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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