I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Sex in the backyard? Check.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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