I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Randomize
