they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i would punch a child for taco bell
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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