therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
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and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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