Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
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haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
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There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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