Plan B is the new Plan A
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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