I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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