i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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