Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
As shirtless as possible
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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