Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
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Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
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1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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