Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
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He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
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To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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