Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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