Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize