You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
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this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
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You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
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