it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
You have to summon your inner elephant
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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