I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
