There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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