Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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