My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
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took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
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Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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