windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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