Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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