If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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