He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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