If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
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