you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
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I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
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My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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