Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
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Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
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I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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