i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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