On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I just forgot I was standing up.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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