This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
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Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
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He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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