Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
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Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
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You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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