I didn't shave. On purpose
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
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my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
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3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
My feet surprised me
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