I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
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I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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