She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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