just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
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I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
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I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
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